you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
How's work?
Spinning.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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