It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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