Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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