see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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