I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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