I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
