I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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