Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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