is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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