life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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