it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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