Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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