nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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