and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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