i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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