We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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