To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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