u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I will be naked everywhere
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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