I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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