i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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