Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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