: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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