dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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