We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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