How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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