you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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