Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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