i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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