Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
A+ Viking dick
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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