So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
