You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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