You really coming over, don't trick.
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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