I bet he comes in French.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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