no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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