Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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