You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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