gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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