You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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