these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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