Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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