What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Of course I have a pirate flag
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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