Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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