Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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