It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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