I cockslap morals
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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