Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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