yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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