I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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