all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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