I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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