dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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