the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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